Here is a snippet of conversation between Gaurav and his inner voice...
Voice: Hi How you doing...
Gaurav: I am doing awesome...
Voice: You must me its you B'day month...
Gaurav: oh yeah I totally lost it...
Voice: Who ya trying to fool, stupid...I know how ya feel special about it....
Gaurav: ummm :-p yeah I kn
Voice: So what ya planning to gift urself...
Gaurav: I don't kn seems like I got everything...what do I need....
Voice: Oh really,,,then how about taking some weight off me...
Gaurav: what ya mean...
Voice: Ohhh Myyy Godddd,,, What I mean you little son of a b****,,,you eat another pizza and you will out weight a baby elephant you 195 pounds asshole...
Gaurav: Oh that I don't kn...oops
Voice: Yeah you do....Gimme a pound per day...
Gaurav: Are ya kidding....
Voice: So here we have a challange....1st May to 30th May....30 pounds in 30 days....